Comments on The Housewife Diaries: What's Your Name Again?

Me: I'd like to place an order for pick up. ...

2011-10-01T14:57:07.476-04:00

Me: I'd like to place an order for pick up.

Them: your name?

Me: Jill

Them: Joe?

Me: No, Jill

Them: Joe

Me, Louder, Slower (as slow as you can say a one syllable name): JJJJJIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Them: Joe?

fuck it, i'm not hungry

I love Tasha. I know another Tasha too. If people ...

2011-09-06T16:45:59.509-04:00

I love Tasha. I know another Tasha too. If people are having trouble with your name, they are seriously retarted. Please don't change it. Say it proudly and if they don't get it, make them feel retarded for not being able to understand such a simple name. It's not like your name is Shanaynayquah or anything!

You seem like a fake Laurie to me. LOL. If it ma...

2011-09-04T16:51:25.331-04:00

You seem like a fake Laurie to me. LOL.

If it makes you feel better Sbux can't get my name right to save their own lives, I've gotten Debbie and JD before, it's Dedi (DEE-DEE) I do enjoy seeing how many ways Dedi can be spelled differently when they actually get the name right.

As long as they don't fuck up my drink they can call me Bob for all I care. I'd likely respond to it...

I'm just short enough of having a real life to...

2011-09-03T13:17:56.650-04:00

I'm just short enough of having a real life to put time into thinking of a name for you.
How about TaFUCKINGsha?
That's all I've got.

Oh god the dilemma of the name. I hear you! My fu...

2011-08-26T14:42:55.881-04:00

Oh god the dilemma of the name. I hear you!
My full name is Meredith, but I NEVER give that to people because I would have to repeat or spell or see "MeridETH" on the cup. So I say "Merrie" and they write "Mary." The other day it was "Marie." Really?

How about Jennifer? Or Amy? I can't see them effing that up as often. lol

PS I heart Tasha.

That's a little snapshot of my life. I have 2...

2011-08-25T15:53:45.269-04:00

That's a little snapshot of my life. I have 2 friends that refer to me as Sha-nay-nay. Not cool. And, I've had to LIVE with a dog named Shanna. Again, not cool. I feel your pain!! I like the stage name idea, I need to find something appropriate - Princess Regina Banana Hammock??

What?? You aren't black? Shit, all this time...

2011-08-24T17:38:02.647-04:00

What?? You aren't black? Shit, all this time I thought you were my cool black friend. Daym. My hubs has the same problem and his name is Jeremy (for crying out loud!) He gets Germy, Jermy, Garemy. People are retards. But rarely do they misspell Stephanie. Really? Good grief.

You have NO IDEA how many German Shepherds are nam...

2011-08-24T17:10:07.316-04:00

You have NO IDEA how many German Shepherds are named Gretchen. I know this because people feel the need to tell me. I feel your pain.

Hmmm... a good stage name - I'm going to have ...

2011-08-24T17:07:39.224-04:00

Hmmm... a good stage name - I'm going to have to think of a good one for you - right now the great name I have on my mind is Maura - but then people would spell it wrong or something. what about one of the gals from Mad Men - one of the ones that are no nonsense and non-stepford wifeish?

I hear ya re: the name thing - I detest my full name (Allyson) and if anyone calls me that, they get the look from hell treatment. I prefer Aly - at least that one I chose - and it wasn't after some cousin I barely remember.