Thursday, November 6, 2014

The Lezbaru

So, when we moved back to Colorado, The Hubs decided he wanted a new car.  We discussed our options in great detail about what we should get.

He decided on a Subaru BRX and I agreed; a sports car it is.  OK, you've earned it, babe.  And, I admit, even though I drive a Lexus, I was a teensy bit jealous that he got to drive this little toy to work every day.  This car is cute, hella fun to drive, and a stick shift.  I take it out whenever I get the chance.

That said, it's a Subaru.  There's a joke that everyone in Colorado drives a Subaru...especially lesbians (not that there's anything wrong with that!).  I had my  fair share of girl fun back in the day...but don't tell anyone.

The Hubs calls the new car the "soobs." 

The Hubs: Honey, are you taking the soobs?  

Me: Hell yes I am.  Be back in four hours...

The Hubs: I thought you were just going to get gas?

Me: I am.  


While I think the soobs is a cute nickname, I have been fondly calling it the "lesbian sports car" (mostly to fuck with the The Hubs - just doing my wifely duties).  

The Hubs: When will you be home with the soobs?

Me: Later.  I'm going to go pick up some chicks.

The Hubs: OK.  Be home by dinner.  

Last weekend, I was telling my neighbor gal pals about the lesbian sports car and they came up with an even better name:

The Lezbaru.

Fucking brilliant.  I was laughing so hard I was crying.  These are the best neighbors ever.  They promised to sneak up to the Lezbaru in the middle of the night and put a rainbow sticker on the bumper for The Hubs to find the next morning.  I'm still waiting for that...

And, during the next gay pride parade, you can bet your ass that I'll be marching along with my rainbow flag and the Lezbaru parked nearby.  


Mrs. Jeremy said...

But will his nuts fit in the truck?

Mrs. Jeremy said...


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