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Wednesday, April 18, 2012

The Housewife -- Turned Porno Writer!

Have y'all heard of the book, 50 Shades of Grey?  It's been all the rage amongst the suburban housewives.  In short, it's soft-corn porn...for the ladies.  It's got chains, whips, rough sex -- the whole shebang.  But it's done in a "classy" way, to entice you women out there who wouldn't (and couldn't) watch porn while hanging at home, but you could easily read this book while tending to your sweet, innocent toddler.  This book is for those who are bored with romance novels and need something a bit edgier.  Pretty sneaky, right?

I haven't read it and I probably won't. 

Why?

Well, let me disclose something about myself that I haven't really talked about on The Housewife Diaries.  I'm going to tell you a secret -- I bet you're squirming in your seat now, right?

Y'all know I love to write; writing is my passion.  However, it doesn't pay very well and I've got more important things to manage right now, like kids, homework, laundry, The Hubs...you get the point. 

Anyway, I not only write but I also manage and moderate online communities -- in other words, message boards.  Lots of them.  I've been doing it for four years now and it's been quite a ride.  But these aren't just any message boards.  I manage relationship and sex message boards.  Oral sex, anal sex, public sex, gay sex -- you name it, I've read it.  These message boards are where people go to create a fantasy persona and discuss their most private fantasies with other fantasy personas. 

No names, no locations, no backgrounds.  Just sex.

It's been quite a ride and I enjoy what I do -- it gives me the outlet to continually write, while still being able to show my sas....minus the ass.

That said, I get a HUGE dose of sex reading every.single.day.  Which doesn't leave much room for me wanting to read more.  From what I've seen on the communities I manage, I could run (and write) fucking circles around Ms. E L James, the author of 50 Shades of Grey.  Hence why I don't have any desire to read her book.  But seriously, this book is everywhere!  A little bird told me that she's even sold the rights to a movie based on the book.  I've already started brainstorming which actors they should cast (in other words, which actors I want to see naked).

So all this got me thinking.  I'm a writer.  I've known since my teen years that I will eventually write a book, maybe more than one.  I'm a writer...and I manage online sex communities...

Hymmmm......

I was joking with The Hubs this week that, hell, I need to get on this penis bandwagon and write porn!  I could write porn books (for the ladies, of course) and make millions of dollars!  Imagine it...The Housewife, turned porn writer! 

Now granted, I wouldn't steal content from the people I read about every day, but they've sure given me some good shit to tap into.  And I'm sure The Hubs wouldn't mind me trying out all my ideas on him...

Yes, hello, nice to meet you.  I'm Tasha, and I write porno novels.  It has an interesting ring to it, don't you think?

3 comments:

Merrie said...

Good thing I'm not at my old company with the restrictions that called your blog "porn" a few years back. At least now they'd be justified. LOL

Vegas Linda Lou said...

You kill me.

Shanna said...

Dammit Tasha! I need to know more about these sex communities! I have an sexy beast inside me that is dying to be unleashed! :oD
My husband is forever grateful for 50 Shades - now if I can just get a small daily dose of freaky for the next 30 or so years he'd be a happy happy man!!

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