DH: We really need to get the laundry done this week.
Me: You mean me? You mean I need to do the laundry?
DH: No, I said we. Why would I mean you? I said we.
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Me: Just because you SAID we, doesn't mean you MEAN we. When was the last time you did a load of laundry?
DH: Four years ago?
Me: Yeah, that's what I thought.
DH: (crickets chirping)
Nope.
4 comments:
Oh, my ex-husband used to do that.
"Maybe we could do laundry tonight?"
"Yeah, you mean we or me?"
No joke, I almost had to draw him a map to get to the washer/dryer the day I moved out. :)
Or my all time fave:
Do I have any clean socks left?
Um, well, when you opened your drawer this morning and grabbed a pair did you see others in there?
Geesh.
That's when you respond "We need to buy ME some really gorgeous Jimmy Choos and by "We" I clearly mean "you"!" :)
I like the shoes comment. Lol My dad used to do that to my mom all the time, so at least he comes by it honestly? : /
cute! the couples will always do that.
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