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Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Chris Brown does Michael Jackson?




What a great tribute to Michael Jackson. I love love love those songs and the dancing was incredible; it could have been Michael himself dancing up there! But Chris 'Beat Her Down' Brown crying so hard he couldn't manage to sing "Man in the Mirror" at the end of his set?

BOO HOO.

I feel such sadness for him - NOT.

So to protest, here's my open letter to Chris Beat-Her-Down Brown.

Dear Chris,

Grow some balls. I don't feel sorry for you at all. Cry to your mama, but sing the freakin song like you're suppose to. You could have pulled yourself together after the first few rifts...we get it - you're sad. But no, instead you decided to make a freaking spectacle and...Boohoo, everyone look at me! Look how sorry I am for beating the crap out of my girlfriend. Look at how sensitive I can be because I miss Michael Jackson.

Puuuuleeeeeez. Crock tears, baby. Here's a tissue. I'm going to go puke now.

Sincerely,

The Housewife

1 comment:

Gretchen said...

I wanted to slap his cry baby face.

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