Holy humidity. They told me it was going to be muggy but sheesh. I feel like I'm on the beach in California.
Sweat running down my cleavage.
Are my clothes wet?
It was 93 on Saturday. Pretty hot. But still, after living in Las Vegas for six years, muggy or not, 93 ain't so bad. No sweat....or maybe I should use a different word. Yes sweat. No problem. I'm looking forward to being able to actually spend some time outdoors this summer (in Vegas you don't go outside at all from June to October). I don't care if I have frizzy hair and a shiny face - save me a margarita and I'll be outside lounging on the porch under the umbrella!
Speaking of frizzy hair...have you ever paid a good amount of money (let's say...$150) to get your hair done, only to have it look FUG a mere four weeks later?
What the freak?
Why can't I find a hairdresser that can cut hair AND color it? I only seem to find one or the other.
Great haircut... but the color blows.
OR, I love my color but gee, what's this random piece of hair that's two inches longer than the rest doing here?
Or should I say FUG.
That's me right now. I got my hair done a few weeks ago, and, although the color was a little *bright* for my taste, it looked good. However, she didn't put the color all the way to my scalp, so the freakin highlight line is already really prevalent. I hate roots! But my natural hair color is so dishwater and boring.
If I go dark, my hair turns penny-red. Red is good. Penny-red is nice when it's natural. But when it's penny-red with shades of green (hello, hair color!) it's tacky and gross.
Wouldn't you agree?
Blast. I don't have time for this shit. I thought telling my last stylist that I have a full time job, two kids and a husband was enough of a hint that I don't have the damn time to come back so she can fix her shit.
Guess I need to be more clear next time.
Yes, I'd like a few highlights, a basic trim and....dude, don't fuck up my hair.
Oh well. Now I'm on a mission to find a different hair girl, so I can start the stupid process all over again....