Welcome to my very first Suck-It Sunday. Have someone you'd like to scream suck it to? Share it in the comments. Even better, write your own 'Suck-It Sunday' and link it back to me. Maybe we can get lots of people to join in on the sucky fun. Next week I'll have a Mr. Linky Blinkie made to share with everyone. Here we go...
-- The senior citizens who think that, just because they're old and cranky, they can butt in front of me in a long line and pretend that they didn't. Look woman, I know you're cranky but so am I...and I can totally kick your ass. I was going to let go in front of me but, now that you've butted, you can suck it.
-- Speaking of butting in line, what is it with people being a-holes in their cars? Some people do things, say things, hold certain fingers up that they would never do in person. Just because they have a car between them and me protecting them doesn't give them the right to lay on their horn at me when I'm waiting on someone else's dumb ass to move. Yea, they can suck it.
-- People who tell my husband that he is "robbing the cradle" when they hear how old I am. I am 32 and he is 39. I thought I would stop hearing that once I got out of my 20s. Um, nope. The hubs says I shouldn't let it bother me but, for fuck's sake...how many times do I have to hear it? So robbing the cradle can suck it.
-- Anne Coulter, Glen Beck, John Edwards, Jon & Kate Gosselin, Dr. Laura, Michael Vick, Osama Bin Laden and my biological father can all suck it. Hard.
-- Taxes can suck it. We recently moved to a city that has some pretty incredible taxes (like the $100 a week we're paying just because the hubs works downtown but lives outside of the Philadelphia city limits - ouch). Hello U.S. Government. Oh, it's our turn to pay taxes? Ok, hold on a minute while I bend over....