It's the little things that make my heart go a-pitter patter...

I just got this comment from Merrie over at Sleepless Mornings:


"I just had to share with you that I can't get to your blog through my link sometimes at work, and here's what the message was when I tried today:

"The URL you are accessing has been blocked by the Barracuda Web Filter because it contains content belonging to the category of: Porn

If you believe this is an error or need to access this link please contact your administrator."

Congratulations. HAHAHA "


HAHA! My site has PORN? How bitchin. Where? No one told me. Does that mean I'm classified into the porn blogs? Eww, scary!

Thanks Merrie for bringing that to my attention. You just made my day! ;)

Conversations with DH

Have you read my other conversations with DH? In case you didn't know, DH stand for "dear husband."

There's one about how he steals my words, or how he only chews HALF a piece of gum, and then there was the time he came home from work smelling like fish.

Classic, right?!

Here's one of our newest conversations....

Background: I'm sitting with my laptop, surfing facebook, and I notice the husband has just updated his page that very second. Then I hear the toilet flush, the air freshener spray, and then he comes strolling out.


Me- Were you just Facebooking while you were in the bathroom?

Him- Yea, so?

Me- You were Facebooking while taking a crap? Wow.

Him- Yea.....(pauses).......it's called shitbooking.

Me- Nice.

My weekend in pictures

The family and I attended Stephanie's wedding this weekend and boy, did we have fun! The location gave breathtaking views of the Las Vegas strip, and the bride (in blue) looked gorgeous. Here's just a few of the pictures I took (only 500 of them- ha!). More to come, so stay tuned.

The strip, from end to end! Wow, the picture just doesn't do it justice....

We were right smack in the middle of Earth Hour on the way home, so the hubby and I made an executive decision to swing by Fremont street to take some shots of the lights out. Isn't this a fab picture? Look closely to see which lights are turned off- there are a lot of them! Want more local Las Vegan's perspectives on Earth Hour? Visit http://www.living-las-vegas.com/ later today. We're doing a special write up on Earth Hour with pictures, too!

St. Patty's Day party update #2

Aren't I a great hostess? I make everyone pitch in. No one gets off for free. You gotta earn your shit around here.

That was a joke, by the way.

I tried to keep with the color and found some green roses....



Isn't this a cute picture of Ava and her daddy? I kept the party pretty non-alcoholic until the kids went to bed. I know, you don't have to say it, I'm such a good mom, aren't I?

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This is a pretty amazing picture for our family. This is my hubby and all 3 of his siblings....together. They haven't all been in the same room since 2002. So cool.

As you can see, I fit in pretty well with the in-laws. I'm so lucky I married into such a great group of brothers and sisters. I hope they had a good time while they were here, because I know I sure did.

St. Patty's Day party update #1

Like I said...better late than never that I'm posting this, right? This is my sister-in-law, Tiffany. She and my daughter Ava became BFFs over this visit, which is great because I'll know who to ship the kids off to when I need an adult vacation. Heh heh. Tiff tried a Car Bomb for the first time this visit, too, and did a fab job by actually finishing both of them. I was so proud of her! After all, that's what family's for, right? And check out my cleavage. Yah, baby. Happy St. Patty's Day, now look at my boobs. I thank Jesus - and my plastic surgeon - every time I see my boobs looking like this. Now I just need to get that stupid scar on my shoulder taken care of...


Jack and Ava happily got in on the fun. I'm sure they will have tender memories of their parents having their friends and family over and being really loud and boisterous.

I wouldn't have any other way.



Here's Jack and Sara hamming it up. BTW, Sara turned 30 this week! Happy birthday, girl!


I meant to take some pictures of the food- I cooked the 2 corned beefs for almost 12 hours! It was really good, but I was so busy getting everything together, I forgot to take pictures of the best part. (the food, duh) Oh well. Use your freakin foodie imagination. I served corned beef, cabbage, red potatoes, cooked carrots and the hubby brought home some loaded potato soup from work. YUM!

For dessert, I carried on my tradition of making The Pioneer Woman's Apple Dumplings. Oh.......mah..........gawd. These babies are a little slice of......well, imagine having sex in heaven. Yah, that's about how good they are. I recruited the troops to help me make them- they're so easy but oh, so fun! Sara loved them so much she was eating them for breakfast right out of the dish with a fork the next morning. It sounded so good at 8am, I joined her.

Car Bombs with the sisters-in-law

Can of Guinness: $3

Bottle of Bailey's: $20



Watching your sister-in-law try an Irish Car Bomb for the first time: Priceless

I'm really not a bad influence...I just play one on my blog! Ha! For all of you proper drinkers out there- I left the whisky out of our shots this year since I had beginners to train. I wanted them to taste it, not throw it up....you feel me?

Want to see a great video on how to make (and drink) an Irish Car Bomb? GO HERE.

Stay tuned later today for all the juice (and the rest of my pictures) from my St. Patty's Day party. Better late than never, right?

Speaking of wind...

Windy weather prompts window washer rescue

"Two window washers have been rescued with minor injuries after a cable snapped during high winds, slamming their platform into the glass face of a Las Vegas Strip casino.

Clark County fire spokesman Scott Allison says rescuers broke out a 15th-floor window of the 48-story Encore tower to reach the men and pull them inside shortly after 9 a.m. Thursday.
Allison says one of the men is hospitalized. The other was treated at the scene for cuts and bruises. "

Read more...

I also hear there's a blizzard going on in Denver today. Heehee.

Deep Thoughts

Do you ever wonder why it's always windy on trash day?

I know I do.

Did you know I'm having a giveaway?

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Leave a comment under that blog for a chance to win an autographed copy of "Caution, Funny Signs Ahead!" It makes a great gift and is guaranteed to make you laugh at least once. Just look at one of the signs on the cover of the book-

"After all these years, Lisa still loves Dick"

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Now I'm guessing this is a Valentine's present to Lisa's husband named Dick....but umm, she might try another way to tell him she loves him next time...

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See, pretty funny, right? There's a ton more in this book! Go and enter! Who knows, you might win.

Music videos I'm embarrassed to love

So you've read the movies I'm embarrassed to love, and some of the music artists I'm embarrassed to love, so here's some of the music videos I'm embarrassed to love...click to watch each of them, and then click the back button. Do they even make "videos" anymore? Well, fuck it. We still have our past.

Let's reminisce.

The Moody Blues - Your Wildest Dreams. This song introduced me to the Moody Blues, which happens to be my mother's favorite band of all time. She was the hypothetical woman in this video...minus the "relationship." She partied with the Moody Blues, more than once. I remember seeing this video as a kid and being mesmerized.

Bon Jovi - Wanted Dead or Alive. Okay, I know I'm a loser. You don't have to say it. But this video is too cool. Plus, my husband and I love to put our fingers up and head bang to this song in the car while our kids watch us with utter horror. They don't make videos like this one anymore. This, people, is real footage of the Bon Jovi tour. No makeup or photoshopping, and lots of sweat, headbands, and hairspray. Ahhh, to be back in that year, with a tight spandex skirt and no underwear....oh wait.....I was only 12 years old back then.....

Richard Marx - Endless Summer Nights. You guys know I have a thing for Richard Marx. God....where did that come from? I dunno. Maybe it's the crotch pumping he does in those tight jeans? Maybe it's the feathered mullet? Or maybe it's the chick in the video with saggie boobs and no bra on? Whatever. It's hot.

The Police - Wrapped Around Your Finger. Think about how brilliant this video was back then. Lots of candles. Darkness. Sting (yum!), barefoot, in white. Perfection. More, please.

George Michael - Father Figure. 1987. Before he came out. Which means we chicks could still lust after him without being made fun of. And the model in the video....remember her? Holy crap. She's unbelievably hot. I'd totally fuck her if I was a guy. Remember the rough tongue kissing? The bedroom lovin? Those scenes were soooo risque back then! George Michael started the "rough-shaven" look in 1987, and it still rules the crowds today. I think this is one of the sexiest videos of all time.

Dont laugh.

1 year blogiversary giveaway!

2 winners will be randomly selected on Monday, April 6th! You can enter as many times as you wish- each comment counts as 1 entry. Good luck everyone and let the best beotch win!

New Living-Las-Vegas article is up!

A new article on Living-Las-Vegas is up! It's about my top 5 favorite parks in the Las Vegas Valley.

Check it out and let me know what you think-

Fun in the Sun: Great Family-Friendly Parks

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What's your favorite park and why?

I needed some new head

Do you like my new header? I felt like I needed something new and fresh. This month, I'm celebrating my 1 year bloggy anniversary.

I cant believe I've been blogging for an entire year! Who knew there was so much shit to talk about!

I get all my headers custom designed by Toni over at Snips of Sugar. I highly recommend her and Kate. If you're looking for your own custom header, stop in and say hello.

Also, since I'm feeling so festive, I'm going to have another giveaway. It's another book- two of them actually! And the books are sent with love (and autographs!) from my editors over at www.Living-Las-Vegas.com. Speaking of Living-Las-Vegas.com, they have a new look. The pictures are bigger and brighter, and the navigation is more user-friendly. I think it looks fantastic! They're also bringing in some new bloggers, and their blogs will be different than the articles that we already have. The point? More great reading about Las Vegas, from a more personal point of view. So if you enjoy the site already, hopefully you'll enjoy reading it even more now.

Stay tuned- the giveaway and all the details will be announced tomorrow! Feeling lucky?

Upcoming blogs I'm working on:

Sysco Food Show

My annual St. Patty's Day party

Music I'm Embarrassed to Love (remember the first one?)

March for Babies Las Vegas hosted by March of Dimes

The Epicurean Affair 2009 (I'm so excited for this I might pee my pants!)

There will be a lot of my normal bullshit in between all of these blogs, so dont think you're getting away that easily. Thanks everyone for your support over the past few weeks! It means a lot.

Club Renew can suck it.

Never trust a charity that doesn't tell the truth!

Watch my video blog here to listen to my comments.

Club Renew - A Fucking Update

Hey all! TGIF!

I wanted to give you an update on the incredible, amazing Club Renew.

Ready?

Okay, here goes.....it's not a club at all. It's a freakin gimmick. A marketing plan that was thought up to sell an idea to club goers everywhere. And my opinion? The gimmick isn't going to sell the real idea at all, it's going to backfire in their face.

But who am I to judge? I'm just a little person. A simple blogger and nothing else (at least that's what they think heehee). Which means whatever I say or think about the "club" doesn't matter...right?

Soooooo, for your viewing pleasure I'm going to do a video blog later today to tell you all about the last 24 hours talking with Club Renew. It will mostly be me ranting, with lots of swearing, so be prepared. Put the kids in another room, and make sure you're not at work when you listen to it. I, too, have to schedule my kids around the video. In case you didn't already know, I don't say "fuck" with my kids in the room.

I save it for my blog.

I'm not letting my kids say fuck until they're at least 12.

That was a joke, by the way. Okay....13.

So stay tuned for a fucking video blog later on today. Fuck yea.

Still alive and kicking!

I'm still here!

The St. Patty's Day party I hosted last Saturday went off without a hitch (more on that later). We stuffed ourselves full of corned beef and Carbombs. No one threw up, got into a fight or got naked. I'd say it was a successful party.

My hubby's siblings are here, Aaron, Tiffany and Sara, and that's been so much fun! There's been lots of laughing, beer drinking, conversations on poop (don't ask), and a shopping cart at my front door this morning (don't ask again!). I'll have lots of pictures to show you later. We've had a blast.

I've been helping my mom this week plan a memorial for her brother, my beloved uncle, John. He (very) suddenly passed away last Tuesday- which is most of the reason I've been scarce. He and I were close- my son, Jack, is named after him. I'm sad.

Exciting new: Club Renew opens THIS Sunday! I'm about ready to pee my pants I'm so excited to see the place! Their website (www.clubrenew.com) goes live on Thursday- the 19th. Did you see that they are offering $1 bottle service? Um, excuse me, WHAT? Wow. I don't even know how they're doing that! Hold on, let me get down on my knees and bowwwwww.........

Stay tuned for coverage and pictures of their opening night. Thanks again to owner Marc Watts for all the info and support! He's a effing rockstar. If you missed my interview with him, GO HERE.

I shall return

My family has suffered a devastating, unexpected loss this week. I'm not going to go into it, but I wanted you to know that I shall return... soon. I just need to be the family rock right now, which means I don't have any energy left to blog.


I hope all you bitches and homies will hang in there with me. I'll be back soon.

Had to share this picture that made me giggle- if you've seen Gran Torino then you'll get it. If you haven't seen Gran Torino, then I highly recommend it. Seriously, it was a GOOD movie, and I don't even get off on Clint Eastwood. Go see it.

NEW nightclub! Club Renew

Hi all, before you continue reading, let me just tell you that "Club" Renew is not a nightclub at all. It's a viral marketing gimmick to get the word out on something that isn't worth your time. So all you club goers and websites looking for info on them....don't waste your time (or money) with Club Renew. They're a charity that lied their way to the top of Google. If you want to give to charity, give to an organization that wont bullshit their way in.

Just to prove my point, I'm leaving up the interview up I had with "Marc Watts" last week, owner of Club Renew. Pull up some popcorn, and enjoy the story of me looking like a total ass and falling for their scheme.

Want to hear more of the gossip? Watch my video blog on how Club Renew can suck it.





I've been invited to cover the opening of a brand-spanking-new nightclub here in Vegas. The details are being kept very hush-hush until the opening on March 22nd....the owner wants to tease us!

However, what he did tell me makes it sound like this is going to be a pretty spectacular place. Here's what he said:

What are your opening festivity plans like?

Our opening is going to be huge. Again, without getting into specifics, I can tell you we will be offering a drink special that has never been offered before, anywhere. This thing will be groundbreaking. Our original idea was to offer an open bar all night, but we're going to blow that out of the water. We've already recorded radio and TV to promote the special, so keep your eyes and ears open as we get closer to the opening. And of course, follow us on Twitter. (twitter.com/clubrenew)


Any celebs?

No comment. :) (um yea, I'll take that as a yes lol)


Does the club have a theme?

Yes. The theme is Positivity. I think positivity is something that's really lacking at other nightclubs. For example, at most nightclubs the bouncers are jerks. The only time they talk to you is if they're in your face. Our bouncers are different. Don't get me wrong, they can take care of business when they need to. But that's not why we hire them. They are the face of our club. They are the ones directly interacting with our guests, and as such, they need to promote a friendly and fun environment. Not create an authoritative atmosphere where people are afraid to sneeze.

Another difference is that we will never make you stand in line for hours. I find it completely absurd that clubs still do this. It's like they're so insecure they have to prove their faux-popularity by making guests wait in ridiculous lines. I think it's a deplorable business practice, and one you'll never see me take part in. Of course, it's easy to take that approach when you have a nightclub like ours.


I tried to click your website link and it didn't work- is the site still being built?

It's actually finished. But we're waiting to launch it until right before we open, around March 19. When we do, you can check us out at http://www.clubrenew.com/.

Again, we'll be making the announcement on Twitter, so follow us there.

twitter.com/clubrenew



See what I mean? Sounds pretty amazing, doesn't it? The inner hippie is practically bursting, and the party girl in me is raring to go! I'm so exciting to attend this opening! I'll make sure to take lots of pictures and give you all the juicy details. Who knows what's going to happen?

Stay tuned!


Want more Vegas? Check out my nightlife.

Holy Crap!

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I think the world is coming to an end. Oprah is finally SHARING a cover with ...

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*GASP!*

...someone else?

Remember in one of my Deep Thoughts, I was bitching about Oprah always having to be on the cover of all of her magazines? Like, give someone else a turn for christ sake.

Well, now I guess I have to shut my pie hole.

What are she and Michelle like, best friends now?

What does Michelle Obama have that John Travolta or Jesus doesn't have? Just because her husband is the new leader of the free world doesn't make her special! Sheesh.

And what's Oprah doing here?

Praying?

Ha! Looking like they were having a meaningful conversation or something?

She should have just had Jesus on the cover.

Uppercase Living

My girl Desiree from Uppercase Living came over recently, and made her mark on Ava's wall.

If you dont know what Uppercase Living is, they specialize in vinyl words or phrases, and you can put them on just about anything- walls, signs, front doors, kid's furniture.....and they are so beautiful! These little babies just enhance your room to give it more personality. You can put one in the kitchen to replace where a hanging picture might go, or add it to your child's bedroom door, or even in the guest bathroom to show your sassy side.

Own a business? They're great for those walls, too!

You get to choose the color and the size. Just click here to see how sweet some of little girl's room choices are! I chose this one for Ava's room.

Just stick and peel...............

Then go over it to make sure you dont have any snags..........................

And you're done! This is a simple, classy way to enhance your home. The pictures on her site seriously dont do the pieces justice. Mine looks SO good in person- much better than I had even expected! Ava loves it, too. Thumbs up from the princess!

And thumbs up from a happy housewife, too! If you're in Las Vegas, and would like to host an Uppercase Living party at your house, contact Desiree at dezlyn@live.com OR head on over to her site and give her a call. If you host a party, you even get hostess goodies!

And if you dont live in Vegas, but are still interested in a piece, she will ship anywhere inside the United States. You pick what you love and it will come by mail. I swear they're really simple to apply!

And because we want to show you how cool this product really is, Desiree and I are giving away a "Welcome" sign to one lucky reader!





The sign will not come on the board- we want it to come without so you can put the word wherever you think it would look best in your home! The front door? Over the mantel? The hallway? It's your choice!

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Leave a comment to be entered into the giveaway. Where would you put it in your house? We will randomly choose a winner on Saturday, March 14th.

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And again, if you'd like to host a party of your own, or order a piece, contact Des at dezlyn@live.com. Tell her The Housewife Diaries sent you. From now until April 5, Uppercase Living is doing a first time promotion of buy one, get one at 1/2 off. Whoo hoo! So, if you or anyone is interested in hosting a show NOW would be a good time to do it.

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Good luck, everyone!

Winner of Miss Poledance Australia

I saw this and had to post it.

It's totally hot.

I'm truly grateful!!

I've received another award! Wow, I'm seriously blushing from embarrassment over here! I'm so grateful to all my readers, because if it wasn't for YOU, I probably would have given this blog mumbo jumbo a long time ago.

The Modern Mommy passed this to me- she totally rocks the house. Any blog that has "balls" in its header is a blog friend of mine.

So thank you, Julie! I'm slappin your ass!

I'm going to name 5 blogs to pass the award on to. Here we go!

Cheaper Than Therapy - because frankly, The Mom Jen is the queen of the blog. There is no one better. So Jen, I bow down to your awesomeness.

Sanity check, one two... - Nicole is one of my dearest friends, and her blog is already rocking after only a few months of being up! She's also having a giveaway to celebrate her 100th bloggie post so head over to enter!

Holy Crappers - because those 2 bitch sisters tell it like it is. And they swear a lot.

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Diva Diaries - Sara is my sister-in-law and I love her! She's sassy and sarcastic like me, and she's turning 30 this month! Lucky for me, she's coming with my other sister-in-law to celebrate her birthday here in VEGAS! Cant wait. She'll be getting 30 smacks on the ass from me.

Pieces o' Coconut Cake - She's one of my new friends... and I love her blog. I just want to EAT her avatar. Plus she wears totally hot, southern hats.

Um, OW!

Remember when I said my toenails were hurting? It was because of those damn, devil shoes that I wore to the flapper party? I should have known the devil made them since they were red, patent leather.

Who knew the devil dealt in shoes?

Anyway, last night, my toenails FELL OFF.

Well, not so much as fell off, they just sort of came off. But not the whole thing...just half on each big toe. So imagine cutting your toenail in half (across), and then ripping it off. Mmmmmm

Apparently the shoe rubbed and bruised the skin underneath my nail so badly that it caused a big purple blister (remember this is UNDER the nail) on each toe. Once it swelled, the pressure caused me so much pain I could barely sleep at night. It was this constant, deep throb. Ha- now I know why they hurt so bad! So last night, I went to cut the nail down to get some neosporin in there and the nail just pulled right off. No pain involved, but it was so creepy and gross peeling my own nail off. I'm not even going to describe what was under the nail. Use your imagination.

Yeah. Totally hot, right?

I haven't been to the gym in over a week because I cant get my damn running shoes on. I'm going to gain ten pounds because I don't have any toenails? Sweet.

So if you happen to see a cute pair of red, patent-leather, Mary Jane heels burning in a big ass bonfire by the side of the road, you'll know it's me. Bring some of your own shit- you can burn it, too.

Flapper Party - Updated!

Take a good look at this picture.

Yea, I'll give you a second.
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This picture (which makes me laugh every time I look at it) pretty much sums up how Stephanie's (in white) bachelorette party went. Were all over each other, we look like total assholes, and we're laughing. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be doing here...maybe trying not to squish whomever I'm sitting on with my fat ass?

Heather and I decided at the last minute to get an upgrade on our suite.

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It was upgraded to a 2 bedroom, 2200 square foot, insanely beautiful penthouse suite with fab views of the strip. It was an incredible room....

We put beads, candles and chocolates all over, and the place looked pretty damn fancy by the time we were finished decorating.

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The champagne started flowing at about 6pm and we, as a group, finished off TEN (yes, I said ten) bottles of it before we even left the room to hit the casino downstairs.

I spent most of my time during the party behind the bar, filling flutes and mixing shots. It's a tough job, I know.

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We even had guests! Some random boys (I say boys because the younger one was 24 heehee) came and knocked on our door. They wanted us to "keep it down." Uh huh...you mean you want to come in?

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Sure! Come on in. I took a couple of pictures and then we kicked them out a few minutes later because we had a sex toy party to pay attention to.

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Ever been to a sex toy party before? You should go to one. They're fun. I have lots of pictures of the girls with various "objects"... but I'm not going to show you those. You'll just have to use your imagination.
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Once that portion of the party was over, we put on our dancing shoes and hit the casino. Now this is where parts of the night start to blurrrrrrrr for me. I DO know we didn't even have to leave Mandalay! That casino is so fucking cool we stayed inside of it all night!

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First we took the elevators up to the Foundation Room. We had a group shot, I kissed my hubby (who was there with business people) and we moved on to the next bar.
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The best part of the night? The club Forty Deuce. Hands down. We walked by the door to the club, and made fast friends with the Director of VIP Services, Joel Grant. He kindly escorted us past the crowds of people to the very front of the stage... and gave us each a glass of champagne. Score! You're the best, Joel!

How do we look? We even got up ON the stage and danced to a song, but we were pretty sauced by that point and we're all surprised that no one fell off and broke a nail... or something more. They had a (stripper) pole at one end of the stage and even a pole that ran above our heads all the way around the stage! Lots of props to play with!

Check out the beaded curtain in the background. So hot! And dancers they had up on stage were amazing. Even the 'casual' dancer knew how to shake her ass better than any go-go girl I've ever seen.
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In the pink picture you can see the burlesque dancer doing her thing- they brought out a sax player for her to dance to. It was such great entertainment, and the best dancing around.
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If you come to Vegas, I strongly suggest visiting. You wont be sorry. Joel even promised me more champagne and free cover if I ever decide to bring people back...hint hint.
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Want to see more of Forty Deuce? Watch this!
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We spent the rest of the night at Rum Jungle. While I usually love this club (which now advertises NO cover!), it was pretty dead. The cage go-go girls weren't out, and the bartenders were ignoring us....maybe because we had had enough? Nah!
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We returned to our room at about 4am. At least that's what the others tell me.
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We awoke the next morning to lots of "where the hell did I get this?" bruises, sore feet, shit strewn all over the suite, and lots of giggly memories of the night.
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This picture was taken on our way out of the room ... with a late check-out, mind you. Don't we look hot? Yea. We felt hot, too.

But the two-day long hangover was worth it. As I said before, I'm getting too old to walk around in cute heals until 4 in the morning. We agreed we'd do this again in about....a year.
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Want to have a bachelorette party on the strip in Las Vegas? Give me a call, I'll help ya plan it.

Thanks to everyone at Mandalay Bay, and especially Joel Grant at Forty Deuce. We had an amazing time! And now Stephanie can get married with a clear conscience! Ha!

No Reservations - Sri Lanka

In this week's episode of Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, Tony is truly taken in by the locals as they show him Sri Lankan culture and cuisine.

Portuguese, Dutch, British, Indian, Arab, Malay and Moor traders have all contributed to the diversity of Sri Lankan food. While in Colombo, Tony enjoys popular street foods, rides in a tri-shaw, samples lampreis, a local delicacy, and eats a heaping pile of kotu roti.

His journey doesn’t stop there. He continues onto the smaller seaside village of Seenigama and speaks to villagers about how they rebuilt their town after the devastating tsunami. Once the rebuilding was complete, the unity of the townsfolk led to other projects, like the creation of a culinary school to help Sri Lankan’s learn to properly prepare local dishes. It’s a must visit for Tony.

I’m going to stop there so I don’t reveal too much more.

Tune in TONIGHT at 10pm EST on the Travel Channel. I know I'll be watching!

Want to see more? Check out the video preview HERE! My mouth was watering just watching this...

This is what happens when...

This is what happens when I let me husband shop for my daughter's clothes.