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Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Let's talk porn for a moment...

Ahh, that got your attention, didn't it?

Did anyone see Jenna Jameson on Oprah the other day? Jenna Jameson - you know, the biggest porn star in the entire world? She even has a mommy blog now....which I think is totally hilarious and bizarre, but whatevs.

So anyway, I was watching Jenna on Oprah....and can I just say.....what the hell happened to her face?

I'm definitely not a lesbian, but I can appreciate a sexy woman. Just ask my husband. Jenna ain't the world's biggest porn star for nothin. She can rock a porn scene like no other woman can. I also have much respect for her because she (and her vagina) built an entire empire all by themselves. How many other vaginas can you say that have done that?

Jenna used to be curvy and pretty. Now she looks like a spray-tan, too-much-plastic-surgery nightmare from the planet silicone. Seriously, Jenna babe, lay of the lip implants, the eye lift and the weight loss!

The sad part is, she's only 35. So it's likely that her face will only get worse. Girl needs some serious grounding from the plastic surgeon's office. Take a breather, switch to anti-wrinkle cream instead and for the love of god....eat something.

Just to give you all an idea of what I'm talking about....

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To see her actual interview on Oprah, click here.

8 comments:

Big Red said...

Eek! what's up with that?? I missed the interview.

Vegas Linda Lou said...

WOW! That is just tragic. Why do women think they have to do that to themselves? She also has that regrettable size 0 look that everyone in L.A. seems to think they must have. Who's making these rules and why do women think they have to follow them? So sad.

Valerie said...

UGH! She looks awful!!

Nicole said...

WOWWWWW! All I can say is SCARY!

Jill said...

I adored the old Jenna. Loved her! But now, not so much. It hurts me to see her this way. And she JUST HAD TWINS!!!! (Real ones, not talking boobs here!) :-)

TTownDiva said...

I was staring at her face trying to figure out what happened to her too! She looks horrible. It's sad.

Momfever said...

Wow! That is really awful! It's hard to believe she's only 35.

Mommeee said...

Brings back memories of Stiffler's mom from American Pie. LOL

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