These are the words my three-year-old daughter learned this week at preschool.
And this is what I ask of you.
Okay, I know, I totally suck. I haven't been posting on a regular basis and my girlfriend has actually been harassing me about it. She'll say to me "Damn, where is your post about Brazil!? I've been checking your blog religiously, every day, and it's still not up! I want to see fucking Brazil!"
Down girl. Patience and cooperation.
The Housewife has been swamped with work. And my French visitor is returning for a few days this week so I've been cleaning like a motherfucker.
So, to let you know that I'm thinking about you, here's what I'm working on:
My girls' weekend staycation. Remember- there's talk of a topless pool, gay men and I had black and blue bruise the size of a wooden paddle on my ass for a week after the party. I'm almost finished with this post- so hang in there.
My trip to Brazil. Yes I took a trip to Brazil (aka HELL)... and I survived. It's been fun but I wouldn't do it on a regular basis. More on that later, and I have great VIDEO of me and my girls being tortured....stay tuned. Still editing the video....
My hubby had his 39th birthday last week, and just for shiggles I took him out for sushi and then to see the show Le Reve at the Wynn. It was fucking fantastic...the best show we've seen in six years of living here. I'll give you the full review in a future post. And if you're coming to Vegas and want to see a show....see Le Reve.
So there's lots to talk about, and I promise to keep you up to date.
My next exciting adventure is this year's Signature Chefs event produced by March of Dimes. Remember last year's? It was such an incredible night for me. This year's is at Caesar's Palace so I expect it will be even better.
Stay tuned for all the juicy deets!