Me - Did you like my blog post this morning?
DH - Yes. it was funny. I don't like all your "fuck" words, though.
Me - Why not?
DH - Because you don't talk like that in real life. Because I think of you as more wholesome than that.
Me - (giggle) Wholesome....? Me? Well, bless your little heart!
(Looks like I'm pulling off this sweet, housewife thing pretty well...heehee. But you guys know the truth, dont ya?)
Me - But I swear like that in my head. I just dont do it around the kids. Unlike someone I know. *cough* You really think I'm wholesome?
DH - Yeah. What's wrong with that? And no, I dont like your swearing. But not that I should be fucking talking....
Me - Uh huh.