Bad Spellers? Join My Neighborhood Watch!

My neighborhood has recently implemented a neighborhood watch program. While I think this is a great idea, the meetings turn into huge bitch fests and I quit going because I hear enough complaining at home from my kids.

Um, sorry but, I don't need to hear from the grouchy old lady who gets pissed off because kids are playing baseball in the park behind her house and one of them "might" hit a ball through her window.

Shut your pie hole, woman. You moved into that house knowing the freakin park was there. Park = kids. Kids = baseball. DUH.

So this same woman also leads the meetings and passes out reminder flyers to our doors. Nice gesture but, this is the newest note word-for-word.

And I quote...

NEIGHBOEHOOD WATCH MEETING

Where: In Da Park

When: Wednesday

PLEAS COME OUT TO DA MEETING.

BRING A CHAIR


I'd typically think this was just a misprint, but I've spoken to this woman and she really does say "neigh-bo-hood". And when did "the" turn into "da"? Nice.

Uh huh.

I'll be there....NOT.