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Monday, September 21, 2009

Bad Spellers? Join My Neighborhood Watch!

My neighborhood has recently implemented a neighborhood watch program. While I think this is a great idea, the meetings turn into huge bitch fests and I quit going because I hear enough complaining at home from my kids.

Um, sorry but, I don't need to hear from the grouchy old lady who gets pissed off because kids are playing baseball in the park behind her house and one of them "might" hit a ball through her window.

Shut your pie hole, woman. You moved into that house knowing the freakin park was there. Park = kids. Kids = baseball. DUH.

So this same woman also leads the meetings and passes out reminder flyers to our doors. Nice gesture but, this is the newest note word-for-word.

And I quote...

NEIGHBOEHOOD WATCH MEETING

Where: In Da Park

When: Wednesday

PLEAS COME OUT TO DA MEETING.

BRING A CHAIR


I'd typically think this was just a misprint, but I've spoken to this woman and she really does say "neigh-bo-hood". And when did "the" turn into "da"? Nice.

Uh huh.

I'll be there....NOT.

6 comments:

Michelle said...

At least she didn't "axe" you. That is my husband's pet peeve.

Nicole said...

LMAO

Wow, that is lovely! Sounds like you need to move your ass back to Colorado......soon.

Cathie said...

I think she took Eubonics 101.

JennyMac said...

hahahah...this is awful!

Mona said...

Wow.

atiredwife said...

Horrible - yet so funny!

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