I have many reasons why I'm stupid. This is one of them.
Yesterday, my kids and I were walking back to my car after a swim at the gym. My hair was wet, it was over 100 degrees and it was dinner time. I wanted to get home.
I got the kids into the car and, as I was climbing in myself, a dark Lexus pulls up behind my car (blocking me in) and honks. At first glance I think it's my husband.
Nope. It's an older Lexus. A dude with a very large gold chain around his neck gets out and says...
"Squooz me, I'm trying to get a quart of oil for sister's car ovah theh and I need like $1.40. Can you give me some change?!!"
What? You're driving a fucking Lexus and you're asking me for money? (I didn't really say this but just sort of stared at him in my wet-haired amazement)
I mumbled something to him....
And GAVE him my last two dollars.
I...want...my...two....dollars! (get it?)
So he takes off with my change. I think he said thank you.
I drove home wondering what the hell just happened.
Oh wait, I know- I'm stupid.