Wednesday, July 1, 2009

More...deep thoughts

My body's acquired something new in its old age. Back fat. Sweet. I had no idea that I could actually get fat ripples on my freakin back. Why didn't anyone tell me about this? It even makes a difference on what bra size I wear. I can see it now- "well yes, I used to wear a 34, but then my back got fat so now it's 36."

Do you think it's a bad thing that I blast George Michael's "I want your sex" with my kids in the car? I keep doing it, and I'm just waiting for my 5 year old to ask why some dude keeps asking for sex on the radio. I'll just tell him...."Jack...George Michael is singing about chicks but he really likes boys..." That'll totally throw him off! Ha!
Speaking of my 5 year old, I think he's officially become cooler than me. I was expecting this, but not until he was at least 15. I guess I'm 10 years behind staying ahead of the game. Did you get that? Guitar Hero had changed his whole perspective on the world. Now it's all about getting a real guitar, Ozzy Osborne and System of a Down (two of his favorites). I could go on and say..."Boy, I saw Ozzy at Red Rock in 1992, 11 years before you were even born!" but then I realized Jack probably doesn't give a shit- he's only 5, after all.

Internet Explorer can suck it. It makes a regular habit of closing ALL my windows on me when I'm working on something important. So eff you very much IE!

The family and I are heading to California this weekend for a much-needed summer vacation. Cant wait! We're planning on spending our days sleeping in, at the beach and eating as much seafood as possible. My kids have NEVER seen fireworks. Sad, right? Here in Vegas, it's always been too effing hot to drag them to a park and sweat our balls off for a 30 minute show. They are ecstatically excited to see some on the beach this year (because that's how the California-coast folks do it), and I'm hoping my little sweat pea, Ava, doesn't freak out from the noise. She's kind of a sensitive diva, if you know what I mean.

Click here to check out The Housewife's summer vacation, 2008!

Happy 4th of July weekend to everyone! And remember- safety first. Don't light any fireworks out of your ass!


TTownDiva said...

You know what's funny is Kevin and I actually had a conversation about lighting bottle rockets out of asses on the way home from buying fireworks the other day. The good news is we decided against it ;)

Gretchen said...

Have a great vacation. We are heading to Destin next week and I can't wait for all the seafood! Gotta get my fill cause there is NOTHING like it here.

headbitingprincess said...

YEEE HAWWW have fun on vacation ..
girl are cool status is still in full throttle so SHHHssshhhh * puts finger up to lips*

IE is the holiest of all thou that sux ..
check out Mozilla Firefox .. I have switched to it about 2 years ago and I bow down to the sweet love I have for it .. I promise you that there are no closings like IE and crashings

Miss Yvonne said...

We'll be watching the fireworks this year from our family room. There's a stadium a few miles away that is having a show and I think if we stand on a chair and lean over far enough, we'll be able to see them without going outside.

So sad.

Michelle said...

Too funny!

Enjoy your trip!

Monica said...

How fun! Hope you all have a great time :)

PorkStar said...

wow your kid rocks!!!!!

and nothing really wrong with the ripples around the back because... they are pincheable and lots of fun to play with. As long as they are not your own haha.

Enjoy your vacation.

Caz Wilson said...

Happy 4th of July and yes, IE is the worst thing ever - cross over to the other side and use Mozilla Firefox - you won't regret it!

Have an amazing vacay!

KT said...

Your kids can get together with my kids. We listen to Sippin On Gin and Juice.

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