Sunday, July 19, 2009

Conversations with DH

The latest funny conversation I had with DH (dear husband) is an email conversation. One great thing about my hubs- he always comes home from work right on time, and if he's going to be late (or early), he calls or emails me. God bless him!

So this is the email I received, at about 3pm on Friday afternoon.

Honey, Just finished a meeting in Summerlin. Taking a crap at target. Heading home soon. Love you

Sent by Good Messaging (

My email reply:

hahahahahaaaaaaaaa! Are you texting on the crapper? Awesome.

His reply:

Of course. Where else would I text from?

Sent by Good Messaging (

Isn't marriage grand when your husband feels so utterly comfortable with you that he lets you in every time he's taking a poo? That he loves me so much that he was thinking of me while he was taking a shit at Target? Ohhhhhh, I feel the love!

The love smells like shit, but hey, it's love just the same. It's the little things...right?

This is almost as bad as his shitbooking!


Rita Templeton said...

YES! Curtis always calls/texts me from the john. I have no idea why he associates "taking a dump" with "talking to the wife" ... nor am I sure whether I should be flattered by that, LOL ... but anyway, I've got a toilet-texter too. :)

Debbie said...

You know, in a marriage you gotta take the good wherever you find it!
This was hysterical.

Stephanie said...

Found you through Linda are too funny! Love your blog:)

TTownDiva said...

LOL. Kevin and I have just starting doing this. The other night I told him to cuddle at his own risk I had some really bad gas and his reply was, "It's okay honey, just let em rip."

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