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Monday, June 1, 2009

Facebook, take two

Let me just say that, after all my bitchiness and swearing about Facebook, I actually really like it.

I'm on every day.

I've gotten back in touch with some of the most influential, important people in my life through Facebook.

And, when most people see my pictures, they say "oh Tasha, you look exactly the same!"

Uhhhh, thanks? I guess? I guess it's good that I look the same as I did when I was 12?

I guess then that I'm one of those people that has the exact same hairstyle that I did in high school.

And I'm the one who then was very slender and athletic..... and now is a fat turd.

When I make fun of my Facebook friends, I'm probably just secretly jealous. But I'm not going to admit that if you ask me later.

So to all of you Facebook friends that were upset by the first blog, I give you full permission to poke fun at me, too. Here, I'll even give you some helpers...

I'm a little full of myself. Okay, a lot.

I have WAY too many "night out" pictures for a mom with a 3 and a 5 year old. No, I really don't get out that much. I just take a TON of pictures when I do. Just ask my girlfriends that go out with me.

My husband is always shocked at my potty mouth on The Housewife Diaries, because in real life I don't swear hardly EVER. Well, almost never. So when I say "fuck!" a few times on a blog, my husband always comes to me and says "I read your cuss-word blog this morning...."

Fuck yea.

The point? I'm not all bitchiness and a poopy mouth. I try really hard to be a good wife, mom and friend. I am truly grateful for all the people I have under my friend list on Facebook. And to anyone that was upset by my bitchiness- I am truly sorry.

So when you start to get mad at me, just remember, I look the same as I did when I was 12 and I had sex with a gay guy in 10th grade once...or twice.

5 comments:

Miss Yvonne said...

That's the difference between you and me. I'm bitchiness and a poopy mouth all the time. Really, I don't know how I keep any friends.

Jen said...

I just don't know about Face Book, I am confused.

Michelle said...

LOL!

Cathie said...

I am on facebook for the games....yes the games. Hello Mafia Wars and Vampire Wars. LOL

Fin said...

I appreciate your potty mouth.

Meg

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