My girlfriend is in town....hym, what to do?

One of my best gal pals, Nicole over at Sanity check, one two..., was in town for a bachelorette party last weekend, and asked The Housewife for a little *help* in planning one of the girls' nights out.

Hymmmm, WHAT is there to do in this town?

Dinner and a big old, 100-oz tap of beer to start the night out right.....CHECK.

Take the girls up to the Foundation Room for a little R&R and to show them the one of the best views on the strip....CHECK.

Isn't the view perty? Remind me to tell you about the tool (that's my slang for idiot) we met at the Foundation Room that admitted the he and his boys had hired escorts to take with them to the clubs that weekend. Seriously- who does that!? Losers! AND they paid $1000 for these chicks. What if one of them got an ugly girl?

Anyway....

Have a little fun on the way out of the Foundation Room.....CHECK.

The girls were feeling a little tired from their trip out here (tired?! there's no tired in Vegas!). Idea! Buy a round of shots for everyone- a blow job for the bride-to-be......CHECK.

Make friends with the coolest people around; the cage go-go dancers......

....and the T-girls at the end of the bar. CHECK! (can you guess what the 'T' stands for?)

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Meet Billie, Lucy, Roz, Cayla and Marcia! Let me tell ya, they were AWESOME! You all know me- I love talking to anyone and everyone, and right when I saw these ladies stroll in, I knew I had to go up and say hi. Those bitches have better legs than I do!

I had a fun night, and I think everyone else did, too. I was even home by midnight. I swear I need to start my own business doing this...