Soooooo, now that my blog's traffic has really started to pick up, I'm finding that I have to sort of *censor* my writing.
Now where's the fun in that?
Blogs are supposed to tell you the juicy stuff, right?
Like the time a friend threw up on the dinner table.....heehee. Yes, this really happened.
Or the time my husband and I had a bit of a"conflict" over one of my blogs.....
Or the instance that I read a certain blog and thought "I cannot STAND this person..."
But see, I cant tell you these great stories. At least not right now. You'll just have to grin and bear it.
I'm still working on my hairy awards. I'm putting lots of thought into them, and right now, I don't get much thinking time so it's slow going. On top of that, my baby brother is bringing his brand new girlfriend to Vegas for a weekend visit. (((I'm rubbing my hands together in anticipation!)))) I can hardly wait to find out what she's all about. My brother already told me to go easy, and not give her the 3rd degree. Which means I need to do exactly that. I'm turning the game of 20 questions into 200 questions. I've already started my list. My brother's going to love it - not!
What are big sisters for, after all? He spent his younger years torturing me and making my life hell, and now it's my turn.
Payback's a bitch. But it's payback in the most loving way! You understand. The best part? My brother doesn't read my blog... so I get let it all out on The Housewife Diaires for you lovely people to read!
Do you hear my evil cackling?
I bet you can hardly stand the suspense.
It should be an interesting weekend. I'll be drilling my possible, future sister-in-law, eating lots of chocolate I stole from my kid's Easter basket, and praising Jesus. Amen, bitches!
In the meantime, to keep you sluts occupied, click here to see some really beautiful pictures of Las Vegas.