You all know the crazy conversations I have with my husband, aka DH, but here's one I have with my daughter almost on a daily basis.
Ava: Mom, why are you turning this way? Mom? Why you turning this way, mom? Mom?
Me: Because this is the way home.
Me: Why what?
Ava: Why is this the way home, mom?
Me: Because this is where we live. Don't you want to go to our house?
Ava: Yea, mom. Why are you turning, mom?
(Are you getting the idea that Ava likes to say "mom" every third word?)
Me: I just told you. To go home.
Ava: Why we goin home, mom?
(This is where I have to think of something really clever to tell her so she'll stop asking redundant questions)
Sigh of relief. I think I satisfied her for today! I just love those quality conversations with my 3-year-old.