Have you read my other conversations with DH? In case you didn't know, DH stand for "dear husband."
There's one about how he steals my words, or how he only chews HALF a piece of gum, and then there was the time he came home from work smelling like fish.
Classic, right?!
Here's one of our newest conversations....
Background: I'm sitting with my laptop, surfing facebook, and I notice the husband has just updated his page that very second. Then I hear the toilet flush, the air freshener spray, and then he comes strolling out.
Me- Were you just Facebooking while you were in the bathroom?
Him- Yea, so?
Me- You were Facebooking while taking a crap? Wow.
Him- Yea.....(pauses).......it's called shitbooking.
Me- Nice.
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Now that's Classic.
LOL!
I promise you if we had a laptop my hubby would do the same. Can't read a book or a magazine in there but he would probably facebook!
LOL sounds like something B would do! He doesnt facebook or blog, so I guess I shouldn't worry about it too much!
I love it! Shit booking!
That right there is what men call multi-tasking. I thinks that's all the m-t they got in them. Hahahhahah JUST KIDDING! Sounds like something that my DH would do. Awesome. Love it. thanks for sharing, i mean, i think! ha
I love it!
My sister likes to Twitter from the Shitter while at work! LOL!
My hubby sticks with reading magazines.
I'm the guilty party with the laptop on my thighs while I poo.
At least he wasn't taking pictures!
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