Have you read my other conversations with DH? In case you didn't know, DH stand for "dear husband."
There's one about how he steals my words, or how he only chews HALF a piece of gum, and then there was the time he came home from work smelling like fish.
Here's one of our newest conversations....
Background: I'm sitting with my laptop, surfing facebook, and I notice the husband has just updated his page that very second. Then I hear the toilet flush, the air freshener spray, and then he comes strolling out.
Me- Were you just Facebooking while you were in the bathroom?
Him- Yea, so?
Me- You were Facebooking while taking a crap? Wow.
Him- Yea.....(pauses).......it's called shitbooking.