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Monday, March 30, 2009

Conversations with DH

Have you read my other conversations with DH? In case you didn't know, DH stand for "dear husband."

There's one about how he steals my words, or how he only chews HALF a piece of gum, and then there was the time he came home from work smelling like fish.

Classic, right?!

Here's one of our newest conversations....

Background: I'm sitting with my laptop, surfing facebook, and I notice the husband has just updated his page that very second. Then I hear the toilet flush, the air freshener spray, and then he comes strolling out.


Me- Were you just Facebooking while you were in the bathroom?

Him- Yea, so?

Me- You were Facebooking while taking a crap? Wow.

Him- Yea.....(pauses).......it's called shitbooking.

Me- Nice.

9 comments:

Random Hiccups said...

Now that's Classic.

Monica said...

LOL!

Sarah said...

I promise you if we had a laptop my hubby would do the same. Can't read a book or a magazine in there but he would probably facebook!

Nicole said...

LOL sounds like something B would do! He doesnt facebook or blog, so I guess I shouldn't worry about it too much!

Cathie said...

I love it! Shit booking!

MamabearMills said...

That right there is what men call multi-tasking. I thinks that's all the m-t they got in them. Hahahhahah JUST KIDDING! Sounds like something that my DH would do. Awesome. Love it. thanks for sharing, i mean, i think! ha

Connie Weiss said...

I love it!

My sister likes to Twitter from the Shitter while at work! LOL!

Phat Mama said...

My hubby sticks with reading magazines.

I'm the guilty party with the laptop on my thighs while I poo.

TTownDiva said...

At least he wasn't taking pictures!

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