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Sunday, February 15, 2009

This is what happens when...

Imagine this:
The husband is out of town. You've had a really long day but, you've put the kids to bed (phew!) and you go to open a cheap bottle of wine to ease the stress away.....
....and then, to your horror, the stupid bottle opener breaks off in the cork.
Damn!


I tried to Macgyver the dang cork outta there anyway. I mean come on, how smart can a cork actually be? I can totally do this....

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Pretty smart, evidently. I didn't get any wine that night.
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12 comments:

lovepink678 said...

lmao! Ive had that happen before! Damnit...

Monica said...

That is so funny and so sad at the same time! Sorry you didn't get your drink!

Cathie said...

Fucking Cork!!!!!!!

Miss Yvonne said...

The last time that happened to me, I managed to jab a knife into the cork enough times that it broke apart and fell into the bottle. So then I poured the wine through a mesh strainer a couple of times and drank it anyway. Mmmm, corky.

Merrie said...

Oh that's the worst! Our worst experience was years ago, before kids, when we were staying at a hotel on a weeknight for my work. We brought a bottle but no opener. We tried digging it out -- it turns out that that really doesn't work, in case you're wondering. We drank a little cork that night.

Nicole said...

Damn that cork!

Jazzy Cazy said...

Oh that is annoying! What's even more annoying is that if your husband were around, he could probably fix it for you! Men are never there when you need them!

Danielle said...

What is with them being away ! You mean you didn't hit the hard stuff? Mr. G is in Vegas right now... I was gonna come with him - but he is there for 6 days of back to back meetings and I wasn't sure what Aiden and I would do for 6 days.

Katie said...

Ohhh, I hate that!!!

Big Red said...

Oh no!! What a nightmare! You should sue the corkscrew company!

Piece o' Coconut Cake said...

Umm, best thing to do when that happens is push it in. That means, though, that you have to drink the whole bottle...

TTownDiva said...

I've had that happen before! It sucks. I got that effer out though. I don't give up easily.

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