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Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Exciting News!

I'm pregnant!


Okay okay, just kidding. I'm not pregnant. Did I get you? My husband got the little snippy snip right after Ava was born. Can you say we knew we were DONE? I recommend the snippy snip to all you sluts out there who hate worrying about birth control like I did. It's very liberating being able to just jump in bed and go.

In case you wanted to know.

Okay then! Back to the real exciting news!

I'm having my very first contest!

I know there are a hundred bloggie contests out there already, and you've probably participated in 1 or 2 or a hundred, but this is my first. Just like sex, there's no contest like your first! I'm going to lose my contest virginity.

Be still my heart.

So stay tuned. Details to come.

8 comments:

Liam said...

I got the snip... and yes it is very liberating... now if I just had someone to have sex with...

Merrie said...

Way to get our attention! Okay, I'm always up for a contest, though I've only won one, and I was one of 10 winners, plus hardly anyone entered, so my odds were up. Still, it'll be fun to see what you have in store for us...

Katie said...

Holy Shit!! You just about made me crap my pants!! Don't do that! Crazy beotch!! Love Ya!

Fin said...

You did get me. A Contest Virgin, how exciting!

Meg

Toni said...

OMG my eyes just about bugged out of my head. You can't do that!!! I even knew about the snippity snip :)

Steph said...

Jeez, you gave me a semi-heart attack!! No fair, I haven't even had my morning coffee yet...

PorkStar said...

hahahahahahahaa try shooting blanks, that helps too... (sad for some boo hoo)

Anonymous said...

JFC! this isn't EVEN funny...
(and like Toni, I knew about the snip snip)

and why do you want to tell us about a contest and then not immediately deliver it? very low...

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