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Monday, December 15, 2008

I'm going to make a Christmas album- Ahrooo!

Have you ever noticed that everyone has a Christmas album out?

There are some music artists out there that have made excellent variations of the Christmas classics, like James Taylor and Harry Connick. Enya just came out with a new Christmas album and it's fantastic....if you like that sort of thing.

But when I hear Bob Seger singing "Jingle Bells", so help me, something's gotta give. There needs to be a Christmas album rule for
people like this. Not just anyone should be allowed, because if they are, then we're all stuck listening to them.

Did Bob Seger seriously say to himself "Hym, you know what? I love to sing so much that I'm going to sing me some carols and record them! It'll be craptastic!"

Ummmm, dude. I like listening to you when I'm at a smoky pool hall, drinking warm Coors Lites and and talking to a guy named Snake, but I dont need you singing me Christmas carols.
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Who told him this was a good thing? Who would actually buy that album? The bikers? The cougars? That guy named Snake at the pool hall?
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And Bob, if you're reading this, go out get as many of those albums back as you can, and burn them. Give me a call and I'll help you.

3 comments:

Vegas Linda Lou said...

Oh, sister, we could definitely hang together at a smokey pool hall, but I'd have to turn you on to some decent beer! Coors Lights? That's beer-flavored seltzer. Give me a brown ale, stout, or porter anytime!

Liam said...

Sting... he sings great carols... he's just got that voice that sounds like he was a minstrel in the middle ages...

As for worst... I'd have to go with any rap artist who tries to turn a song into a song from the 'hood...

Anonymous said...

Shooz: this hilarious paragraph is such a perfect example of your unique an adorable writing style, I hope you never lose it or have it editorialized out of you!
"Ummmm, dude. I like listening to you when I'm at a smoky pool hall, drinking warm Coors Lites and talking to a guy named Snake, but I dont need you singing me Christmas carols."

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