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Sunday, November 16, 2008

The devil made me eat them.


I have a new food addiction. Can you guess what it is? I'm really ashamed. These are like the worst food on the face of this earth...are Cheetos even considered a food? No? Who cares- I love them. I *could* eat a whole bag, but I haven't .... yet. They taste so bad they're good. I swear the devil must have made Cheetos, because I cant imagine any normal human being creating these and not realizing they were going to Hell for it. Um hello!?

And what's with the natural part? Do they think that anyone is actually going to fall for that BS? These things are about as natural as my silicone breast implants.

Want to know what's even worse than ME liking them? Ava likes them, too, and I really don't want her eating them (at least not as frequently as I do). That means I have to sneak them- which makes me feel even worse. I feel like one of those food addicts who eats Ding Dongs in the bathroom at 3am after her family goes to sleep.

And if that's YOU, then call me. We'll go to food rehab together.

8 comments:

Cathie said...

Where can I sign up for food addiction? HAHA-yes cheetos are the devils food!

momto2boys said...

Sneaking food...can't tell you how many times I've done that. Chocolate cake is my addiction and my youngest is just as bad as me.

Nicole said...

Sounds like me and B with the Halloween candy! We wont let the kids eat it but everytime we walk by the stupid candy bucket we HAVE to eat one or more!!!!

Liam said...

I have no idea what you're talking about...

Big Red said...

I almost peed my pants!!!
"These things are about as natural as my silicone breast implants."

Mine too! LOL!

TTownDiva said...

Breast comment very funny. Ha ha. Everyone has food addictions, even if they are addicted to NOT eating. I will definitely not try those if they are that good.

Philly said...

Hmmm, must look for these.

#1

Merrie said...

So wait..you're saying eating ding dongs at 3am alone is wrong? Shoot!
Seriously, though, isn't being sneaky about a snack the worst? I hate that feeling, but we've GOT to protect the children from this madness.

And now I must try these healthy and all natural cheetos.

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