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Sunday, October 12, 2008

Dressing room woes

Ladies, have you ever been shopping, and picked a shirt that was incredibly cute, but you weren't sure if it was going to fit? You excitedly took it to the dressing room.....only to GET STUCK inside of it?

Please tell me I'm not the only one who's gotten stuck inside of a shirt?

Women's shirts can be tricky. Some have layers upon attached layers. A camisole- attached. An under layer- attached. A top layer- attached. It all goes together. Somehow, you have to figure out which layer goes first, and then dig your way through to the head hole at the top. It's like you're buried, and you must dig your way to the sunlight....

And then, once you get it on, it looks cute. Really cute!

But... then you try to take it off. Ha.

Maybe it's my newly-acquired big boobs but, I seem to have a major problem with getting the shirt back off.

I was in the dressing room the other day, in this very stuck-in-my-shirt predicament, wondering what the hell would I do if I actually got STUCK in a shirt? Would I leave the safety of my curtained privacy to ask for help? Would my helper think I was a total freak? How would they help me, anyway? Pull out their handy, purse scissors? Ummm, no, I don't think so.

So.....have you ever been stuck in a shirt?

So let's band together, and say that YES, we will help our fellow stuck-in-their-shirt victims!!!!!

I feel a blinkie coming on.....

14 comments:

Jenni Jiggety said...

LOL! I have....more times than I care to remember. Shirts AND dresses.

Liz said...

Oh yes!!!!! Absolutely!!

Mary said...

I'm SO GLAD I'm not the only one!

The Mom said...

LMAO!! I've done that before! OMG that is too funny!!

Cathie said...

Why those big boobs are such problems! I love when I put the shirt on and get the squished uniboob look going on and then quickly take it off to get stuck in it. This reason alone is why I hate shirt shopping!

Nicole said...

yes I have been there! I remember when I was little and shopping with my mom. She tried a turtle neck on (it was tough to get on) and then couldn't get it off for nothin. It was so tight she couldn't get it over her head! It started out as laughing histarics then frustration and finally crying. She finally got it off (20 mins later) with it covered in snot and makeup. She screamed at the sales lady and stormed out with makeup smeared all over her face!

Keli said...

Oh yeah! I've been stuck in a few shirts! I'm very claustrophobic and it's not a pretty sight when it happens! LOL!

Kristen Andrews said...

funny I have done that before and I actually get really nervous that is won't come off.

TTownDiva said...

Welcome to the world of big boobs! I have this happen way too often!

Merrie said...

That is the worst feeling. What would you do if you never could get it off? Run away as fast as you can after you hear the loud "rriiipp."

NucMEd is Hot said...

I had lots of trouble adjusting to my new boobs when I got them, I still get stuck in things, but I try not to tear them off anymore.

Lindsey said...

Seriously, one of my favorite memories of my friend Sarah was the day we went shopping for cruise clothes and she got stuck in a tight black dress. The harder she pulled, the tighter it got, like a CHinese finger trap! It was PRICELESS!

Mommie Mayhem said...

I have been there also !

Kiki said...

a sense a new reality show in the making....

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