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Wednesday, July 9, 2008

You know you live in Las Vegas when...


Welcome to the very first edition of "You know you live in Las Vegas when-"

(Please believe me when I tell you that all of these things are true...)

1. You know you live in Las Vegas when you're at the grocery store and you pass Elvis and dont think twice (and no one else does, either).

2. You know you live in Las Vegas when (you've HAD breast implants and) everyone still has bigger boobs than you, and that includes the mannequins, the 17 year olds, the transgenders, and the drag queens.

3. You know you live in Las Vegas when it never goes below 90 degrees for 4 months out of the year.

4. You know you live in Las Vegas when most of your friends have had some sort of "work" done (or plan to in the near future).

5. You know you live in Las Vegas when the biggest talk of the town is the new casino going up.

6. You know you live in Las Vegas when your friends come to see "you" but disappear on the strip for 3 days. Then they call 2 hours before they're supposed to leave town for a shower and a meal.

7. You know you live in Las Vegas when all the kids you know go to private school.
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BONUS:
8. You know you live in Las Vegas when you go to a buffet for Thanksgiving dinner.


Local Las Vegans, feel free to add your own "YKYLILV" under the comments section. I'll feature it in an upcoming post!

5 comments:

A Single Mom's Life said...

ROFL!!!

<<8. You know you live in Las Vegas when you go to a buffet for Thanksgiving dinner.>>
I LOVE this one!! NO dishes!

The Mom said...

Thanksgiving dinner...SMART, every year I whine that next year we're going to a restaurant!

Big Red said...

How about YKYLILVW:

Driving in LA traffic no longer scares you.

Your toddler knows what a stripper pole is.

You get a discount on your boob job cause you work in a casino.

Lindsey said...

I need a tummy tuck, can I come visit you? Is surgery cheaper there? Or do people just use their winnings? I thought winnings were fictional?

Katey said...

LOVED this post. You had me LOLOL!

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