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Sunday, July 13, 2008

Conversations with DH

For all of you non-computer people out there, DH means "dear husband".....or "damn husband" depending on your mood. Heehee


The Scene: DH comes home from work early.


Him: Hi honey.

Me: You're home so early!

Him: Yea I had meetings so I didn't go into the office.

Me: You smell like fish.

Him: What?

Me: You smell like fish.

Him: I do?

Me: Uhhh, YEA. Gross.

Him: (smelling his hands) Well I went to McCormick & Schmick's for lunch and I had cod....maybe that's it?

Me: (seething because he always gets to go out to have yummy lunches like that and I am home eating cereal- so not fair!) Surrrrrrre. Where were you really?

Him: No, I swear...I had cod for lunch.

Me: You're sure you weren't spending time with some really smelly woman?

Him: Yea, I was, and her name was cod.

Me: Guess what's for dinner?

Him: (with a look of fear on his face...) What.

Me: Fish Sticks!



It's not every day that your husband comes home smelling like fish.

4 comments:

Mom of TWO Princesses said...

No, see, you're nicer than me, I would've automatically assumed he was with someone else. There would've been a big fight here. Did he enjoy is fish sticks? Ha!

Meg said...

Funny post and great blog! Thanks for swinging by my place and welcome to my circle! I am adding you also!

I have family in Vegas and go there quite often....great city.

Hugs, from the Hill Country!

The Mom said...

P.U.!!

A really smelly woman, LMAO...

Liam said...

Reminds me of a joke...

A man is having an affair... he's with his mistress when he looks at the clock. "Crap I was supposed to be home 2 hours ago!" He jumps out of bed... gets dressed... "Quick, get me some talcum powder!" He gets it and dumps some on his hands and drives home as fast as he can...

He gets home and comes in the house to his wife waiting for him... She's glaring... "I'm sorry honey... really I am... See... I've been having an affair and I was with her and time just got away from me..." The wife is still glaring. "Show me your hands." He hold out his hands, covered in the white powder... "Uh huh.... You've been bowling again, haven't you?"

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