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Sunday, May 25, 2008

Deep Thoughts


Who thought of the scary looking "king" on the Burger King commercials? Because I'm going to find them and shoot them. Since when did a freaky plastic head work for selling burgers? I hate those commercials.


I already know I'm pathetic so no need to remind me after you read this- Do you ever wonder how they get people's voices to sound like chipmunks? My kids listen to the soundtrack to Alvin and the Chipmunks in the car, and I spend the whole drive time trying to figure out how they can- not only talk- but sing. I cant stop thinking about it while I'm listening, either. It's frustrating since I could be thinking about much more important things....like what's for lunch.


Sometimes I wonder what would happen if I locked my kids in a room together and let them go at it. They bicker at each other all day, and I get SO sick of trying to keep the peace. If I locked them in a room, then they could just figure it out themselves and I could go get some cleaning done.

Why does my daughter wake up at 6am EVERY day? I agreed to give birth to her only if she slept until at least 7am. She's not holding up her end of the deal.

How many times in a day can a person do the dishes before they get soap poisoning? Because I think I definitely might have that.





8 comments:

*Becky* said...

I sometimes wonder what would happen if I locked myself in my room for days on end?

We have often duplicated the chipmunks by sucking on helium balloons!

The Mom said...

*pouring you a glass of wine* It's NOT too early. Sounds like one of those days!

That burger king freak is scary!

musing said...

I hear eating large quantities of chocolate is good for soap poisoning.

Mom of TWO Princesses said...

LMBO... you have a way of making me laugh when I need it the most!

Is it bad of me, to know that you have kids that fight as well? LOL Today was a day that I would've LOVED to have locked them up!

Danielle said...

LMAO - that damn king! I am so with you. Seriously - what is with that? I think most advertising sucks these days

Lindsey said...

Oh, sister. I'm suffering with you. My kids always ALWAYS wake up before 7am. Even if they've been up late the night before, which really pisses me off. I comfort mysef, as I look in the mirror at my Uncle Fester under-eye circles, that I can sleep when they're teenagers...oh, wait...

pittser79 said...

I totally agree with "the mom" here, WINE is ALWAYS nice! I love your tone here tho. It's so real.

oh amanda said...

I was just going to post a deep thoughts, too. I like yours better...

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