Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Deep (Random) Thoughts

What the hell is this style? I am seeing this more and more and, although I know I'm getting old and cranky, this style is just plain weird. The hair....come ON the hair? Eww. And pull your damn pants up. The last thing I need to see is a 16 year old boy's superman boxer shorts underwear (or something) because his pants have fallen down to his mid-thigh. Gross.


Why don't people know the rules of a 4-way-stop? It's not sit there are look stupid until someone else decided to go. It's not keep rolling until you're half-way through the intersection and then hurry up and go. It's not impatiently wave me to go first because you're too stupid to know the rules. Sorry- you're not stupid. I have a thing with 4-way-stops.

Why is it that, no matter how hard I try not to, I spill crap on my shirt when I'm eating or drinking something? It never fails. I am perpetually walking around with some random spot on my shirt...usually more than one.

Did you know that boob cleavage makes a great food catcher? My newly big boobs are really good at catching food that might otherwise fall onto my shirt. I'm very thankful to my boobs for that.

Why does my husband ask me for my opinion if 1- he already knows what my opinion is, and 2- if he knows he's going to do the exact opposite? For instance:

Him- Should we take the freeway or the side streets?

Me- Freeway. It's faster.

Him- But it's totally out of the way. Then we'll have to go around the long way.

Me- Um okay. Then go the side streets.

Him- I'm planning on it.

Me- Well then why did you ask me in the first place?

Him- Because I wanted to hear you opinion.

Me- Did you already know that I was going to say the freeway?

Him- Yes.

Me- Then why did you ask me?

Him- Because.

Me- Because why?

Him- (silence....)

Uh huh. Love that.


The Mom Jen said...

our husbands are so related!

ditto on the boobs!

Kacey said...

It's good to know other women go through that with their husbands, too. Really, what's the point in asking the question if you're not going to pay any attention to the response - except to completely disregard it?!

musingwoman said...

Four-way stops make me nervous. I think I need you to ride with me to tell me what to do. LOL

Jenn said...
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nope said...

Ah, that style has been here for so long I thought it would have been long gone by now... I just would have picked a picture of a non gotti... LOL

** said...

My thought process could not be any more different than that of my spouse. I am wondering how on earth we actually decided to agreed to get married? Surely we were having an off day? HA I say toMAto he says toMAHto.

Unknown said...

OMG!!! I think it must be in their handbook of "How To Annoy Your Wife". My hubby does the same thing.

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